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English Major
Witty oddball.
Asexual and Aromantic (aka, IM FREEEEEEEEEE)

shutuptres:

Just in case any of y’all are like “OMG MARVEL DOES REPRESENTATION SO MUCH BETTER THAN DC! LADY THOR! BLACKTAIN AMERICA! GAY CHARACTERS! MUSILIM MS. MARVEL!” it seems pertinent to mention that 90% of Marvel’s comics are written by white dudes.  

Representation in stories is important but it’s just as, if not more, important that they practice in hiring what they preach in storytelling.

sempiternalink:

I can’t believe drawing a black line across my eyelids makes me feel 10x prettier.

pureorangeness:

professorsparklepants:

amazing spider-man (2014) #2

good to have you back peter

wholocked-john-out:

b0w-ties-and-fezzes:

berepah:

thediluteddreams:

There should be a doctor who episode about her

Or supernatural.

Or crossover

you think they would have stopped making sister ships after the first two fuckin sank

sashayed:

silvermoon424:

poppypicklesticks:

billybatsonandjameshowlettsbro:

cosmicallycosmopolitan:

billybatsonandjameshowlettsbro:

james-winston:

The Titanoboa, is a 48ft long snake dating from around 60-58million years ago. It had a rib cage 2ft wide, allowing it to eat whole crocodiles, and surrounding the ribcage were muscles so powerful that it could crush a rhinoTitanoboa was so big it couldn’t even spend long amounts of time on land, because the force of gravity acting on it would cause it to suffocate under its own weight.

I’m so glad they aren’t around

omg me too. I’m scared enough of 26 ft long anacondas. I’m so happy Megalodons, those giant sharks, aren’t alive either

Praise natural selection

I remember watching Walking with Beasts or something similar, or some British tv show about evolution

The subject was something like a 12 foot long water scorpion

I was so startled by its sudden appearance and narration that I yelped: “12 fucking feet?!?!  I’m fucking glad it’s extinct!” 

Dude, prehistory was home to some fucking TERRIFYING creatures. For some reason, everything back then was enormous and scary. Extinction doesn’t always have to be a bad thing!

And Poppy, what you saw was an arthropod known as Pterygotus (it was actually featured in Walking With Monsters). Not only was it as big (or maybe even bigger) than your average human, it had a stinger the size of a lightbulb. REALLY glad that bugger isn’t around anymore.

Also, Megalodon deserves to be mention again, because just hearing its name makes me want to never be submerged in water ever again.

GOD, I HATE THIS POST. HOW DO WE EVEN KNOW THAT SHIT ISN’T STILL AROUND? LURKING? EVOLVING? WE DON’T. WE DON’T KNOW SHIT ABOUT SHIT DOWN THERE. THE OCEAN IS A PRIMEVAL HELLSCAPE NIGHTMARE AND WE ALL JUST DIP OUR STUPID FRAGILE UNPROTECTED FETUS BODIES AROUND THE EDGES OF IT LIKE THAT’S NORMAL. FUCK THE OCEAN.

pippinforthewin:

The Lord of the Rings: Actual Book Dialogue

Good people are like candles; they burn themselves up to give others light.

-Turkish Proverb  (via chelseanoelani)

dontblinkitsacannibalimpala:

Isn’t it wonderful how no character has even acknowledged Balthazar’s death?

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What girls say:  I'm fine
What girls mean:  I'm too embarrassed to ask for water from your mom because this is the first time I've been over and she's asked me like 500 times if I wanted any and I've been saying no but I'm dying of thirst

johnlockshipsdestiel:

officialprincewilliam:

officialprincewilliam:

can a dinosaur even get more fuckin rad?

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you bet jurassican

i am so impressed by that dinosaur and that pun congratulations

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