Nine Wonderful Words About Words from 25 things you had no idea there were words for
I denomonalise so many words y’all.
Denominalise: To verb.
I JUST CAUGHT A BEE IN MY REPLICA POKEBALL AND ITS IN THERE BUZZING AROUND I FEAR FOR MY LIFE
god damn it. god fucking damn i
I think it’d be rather exciting to meet a pirate.
#pirates of the caribbean was kind of a formative influence #and nothing about these movies so much as her—snarling selfish sea-hungry pirate king #sometimes I rewatch the first movie and laugh to myself about how little it understood her and will; how it tried to convince us #that will was the pirate because he was chasing after her; and pirates are obsessed with treasure #when elizabeth spends the first movie chasing freedom and the next two chasing him; chasing her freedom; chasing war; chasing the world #her wedding was interrupted and she held the man responsible at gunpoint until he gave her letters of pardon #she was mistaken for a sea goddess and accepted it without question; she led an army to war as though it were her due #and she did it all without ever apologizing for the lives she takes or the lies she tells and when she betrays sparrow with a kiss #he hisses ”pirate” because what else could she be
Finish the sentence: Do me
a favor and do me
and fucking do me
and then after that you’re going to fucking do me
kitten wiggles ears while eating
Whoever wrote this inot the script for Assassins Creed II is a genius
hello my name is edward kenway, and welcome to jackass